The New Elvis?!?

March 10th, 2012 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off on The New Elvis?!?

I think that Bob’s fans have elevated him to the point of pretty much being “the new Elvis”. I say that because of the rumors and alleged “sightings” of Bob since he disappeared a few months ago.

I’ve heard rumors of everything from Bob being seen waiting tables in a truckstop outside of Reno to his being well on the way to becoming independently wealthy selling internet ready toilets door to door in Miami.

The latest one puts him in a Montana hardware store buying tools and parts to start assembling a whole mess of those steel buildings that he bought fifty of at, what else, a steel building clearance sale in upstate New York. Though why he has to sell them in Montana is quite beyond me.

Of course, I’m pretty sure that this one is not true because Bob is not exactly what you’d call a “mechanical” type. If he assembled something there’s no doubt that it will look nothing like it’s supposed to when he’s done. Not only that but he’ll have a whole box full of “extra” parts & fasteners left over.

[tags]nutjob hill, bob, missing, rumors, weird, strange, odd[/tags]

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