Unlikliest Rumor Yet

March 30th, 2012 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off on Unlikliest Rumor Yet

Ever heard the expression: “He looks like a drowned rat”? That applies to Bob anytime he manages to get wet. Of course how he looks when wet is nothing compared to how he smells. It is truely awesome in an Evil Dead sort of way.

Those and other fun facts are why I seriously doubt the veracity of this latest rumor about Bob. Allegedly he’s decided to get into underwater ballet in Tampa Florida with hopes of making it to the 2015 Olympics.

As you can see, there’s problems with that rumor. First up of course, there is no Olympics in 2015, it’s not a leap year. Secondly Bob isn’t tall enough to get over the pool fence tampa city pools use and therefore cannot get into the water. Thirdly there’s the smell issue previously mentioned.

Finally, if the girls from “Babes of Star Trek Gone Wild” aren’t there, he’s not going to even want to attend, let alone attempt to perform.

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