Of the many rumors about Bob that seem to be reported in a constant, seemingly never ending flow there are a number of them (a rather large number at that) that have their facts SO incredibly skewed that it makes you wonder if people even bother to think about the believability of what they’re about to spread.
Not only that but it also makes you really wonder about the intelligence level of those who accept these rumors as gospel.
One good example is a recent rumor (or perhaps it’d be better called a “Tall Tale”) says that Bob and two unidentified female companions have recently armed themselves with some pls lasers and are planning to take over the state of Montana by force. Obviously there’s a boatload of problems with this.
The single biggest problem is that those lasers are NOT the kind the are used for cutting and burning. They are low power devices that are used for guides, leveling and surveying. I seriously doubt that Bob is going to survey Montana (or any place else for that matter) and when it comes to leveling things he’s actually got a pretty good eye for that sort of things. All you have to do is look at the walls of his room that are lined with “Babes of Star Trek Gone Wild” posters. Each and every one of them is perfectly level and in line with the rest of them.
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