Bob And Geriatrics

April 30th, 2012 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off

The latest rumor about Bob is, in my not very humble opinion, one of the least likely that I’ve heard yet.

Some anonymous person claims that Bob is opening a “Geriatric Care Center” in, of all places, a small town near the city of Osaka, Japan.

This “source” claims that he has personally witnessed Bob supervising the unloading of truckloads of senior products ranging from canes, walkers, wheelchairs, um.. let’s call them adult undergarments for people suffering from incontinence, and a host of other things.

I can’t for the life of me imagine Bob being involved in something like this because I’ve seen his reaction to being around older people. They creep him out something awful. Even he can’t explain why but it does mean that being in close contact with older people for any reason other than an absolute emergency is not something Bob would ever choose to do.

So yet another rumor bites the dust.

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