Bob Seen In Texas

May 18th, 2012 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off

Apparently several witnesses have reported seeing Bob in a San Antonio bank several days ago.

They say that the popular rodent was attempting to convince the bank president that it was essential that he be given a special credit advance and approval to take out four title loans Oregon style on a number of properties in Portland.

The bank president denied any association or conversation with Bob saying “I’ve never seen him in my life and wouldn’t do business with him if I did.”

The statement doesn’t quite ring true however because some investigative reporters found samples of gerbil hair on his desk and in his office carpeting. Samples of the hairs were sent to a lab for DNA testing however the reporters are confident that they came from Bob.

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