In getting ready to go to the store you put on your shoes, grab your shirt and put it on, then spend twenty minutes looking for your pants.
Just about the time you think “well, the sign says I have to be wearing a shirt and shoes so maybe they’ll let me in anyway”, THEN you find your pants.
For some completely unimaginable reason, they’re behind the television.
Believe it or not, this actually happened to me earlier today.
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