With the election looming closer and closer I was actually expecting to see this one. A recent rumor claims that Bob is running for president.
Obviously there’s any number of reasons why this is patently false, not the least of which is that Bob, like me, despises all politicians and all things political.
Then of course there’s the fact that Bob does not meet the constitutional requirements for holding the office in the first place.
Of course none of this is stopping the rumormongers who have spread this one far and wide. They’ve even gone to the extent of having “Bob for President” lapel pins custom made which they are selling at a handy profit to any and all who like the idea of Bob in the Oval office.
Personally, I’m glad to know that Bob would never engage in such a campaign, the mere though of him in a position with that much power gives me a bad case of diahrrea
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