April 16th, 2013 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off on Seranade

Once again yoga guy is changing up his tactics. This time instead of going so far as to import horrible sounding “bands” and “musicians” from out of state to do his live “music” performaces he’s worked out some kind of deal with a local music shop.

I have no clue about the precise details but it seems that some kind of deal has indeed been struck that has the music shop (the name of which is “tunes” and features a giant human eyeball and the word “tunes” in red lettering on the sign) where customers who are considering the purchase of a gibson les paul standard plus guitar are offered a significant discount if they will agree to perform a “impromptu unrehearsed seranade” for yoga guy. There’s several odd things about that I think.

This “seranade” wouldn’t be quite so bad if it were not for the fact that we’re talking about an electric guitar that would undoubtedly be plugged into yoga guy’s ten thousand watt amplifier system. This means that every squeak, squeal and occasional actual note the guitar produces would be heard literally for miles in all directions.

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