June 26th, 2013 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off on Suspicious

There’s a new guy in town and he’s been making a lot of people nervous.

This guy isn’t just your average tourist type that is liable to decide to move here permanently. You see he’s just a bit more paranoid than most. According to a local realtor he’s very interested in buying one of the most expensive / exclusive properties in the area.

The thing is however, there’s a catch. He’s willing to write a check for nearly two million dollars to buy the place lock stock and barrel, however he refuses to do so until everybody who lives within twenty miles of his potential future home passses a thorough background check by If even one person fails the check the deal is off.

Exactly why he’s insisting on this nobody knows. Oh several have asked but all they get in response is a cold stare of suspicion.

Why do I get the feeling we really don’t want this guy moving in?

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