Guess What She Hauled This Time

December 16th, 2009 | Posted in Misc | Comments Off on Guess What She Hauled This Time

Among some of my more “eccentric” neighbors is this couple that, to put it nicely, has more money than brains. (trust me, that IS putting it nicely!) Now while you’d think that having neighbors like that would be interesting (sometimes it is) and even present an opportunity once in a while, there are days that I’d almost be willing to pay ’em to move…out of state.

I get the feeling that tomorrow is going to be one of those days. Y’see, Mrs. moneybags has been shopping today (big surprise) and that means that it won’t be long before I get to hear about her latest haul from Mr. Moneybags. I mean seriously, when was the last time you saw a straight guy get that exited over the new BCBG Max Azria handbag that his wife just got? Especially when she didn’t just get one. Oh no, one is never enough with these people. she got one for every major color combination that she wears.

It’s a good thing they’ve got a big house … and a large storage shed because I have no idea where they would put twelve handbags (along with ten of this, twenty of that, and so on.)

These people are the marketer’s dream. You can sell *almost* anything to ’em. All you have to do is make it sound fashionable and they’re whipping out a checkbook fast enough to make your head spin.

[tags]weird, neighbors[/tags]

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