No, Really, It’s Only For Just Part Of Me

January 30th, 2010 | Posted in Misc, video, what if | Comments Off

Y’know how there’s many different sides to a person? Well, it occurred to me today that it’d be an interesting (though probably entirely unlikely) way to save money on insurance.

Don’t believe me? Think about it. If the parts of your personality that were the most likely to have problems were the only ones that needed to be covered, and you could get that kind of “split personality coverage”, it’d sure give a new perspective on the need for whole life insurance now wouldn’t it?

If you could, for example, take out a policy for the nastier part of you without having to cover the nicer, more sensible parts of you, doesn’t it stand to reason that you ought to be able to save money if you could show that the part being covered is hardly ever allowed to run things?

Of course, when that part DOES run things…. Look Out!

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