He Woke Me Up For WHAT?!?

February 4th, 2010 | Posted in Misc | Comments Off on He Woke Me Up For WHAT?!?

Banging on the door at 5:30AM. Normally such a thing would surely mean an emergency of some kind. After all, it’s a really nasty hour to be waking people up. So I drag myself out of a sound sleep, quickly throw something on and head for the door wondering what the problem was.

As soon as I looked through the little window in the door and saw who was outside I was tempted to stop and go back to sleep. The only reason that I didn’t is because he’d have kept pounding on the door until he got an answer.

I knew I wasn’t going to like this one bit and when he explained what the problem was I was right. I didn’t like it. I mean, I get it that this guy has THE worst sense of direction on the planet. I’ve known for a long time that he can’t find his backside with a gps, both hands and a flashlight. Ok, maybe he can find that, but that’s about all. He’s been known to get lost walking around the block where he’s lived for 27 years.

What did he want? He had an Dr. appointment and was all in a panic because he couldn’t find the map I printed out for him last time and just HAD to have a new copy made up right then and there.

Fortunately I had saved a copy just in case because along with his sense of direction, he’s pretty good at putting something in a place where it won’t get lost and then managing to lose it anyway. I printed it out for him and sent him on his way.

However I’m still thinking of putting in some kind of padded door so that he can pound on it all he wants without waking me up.

[tags]direction, lost, direction fail, panic, humor[/tags]

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