He Makes Pizza Face Look Pretty

June 5th, 2010 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off on He Makes Pizza Face Look Pretty

Who’s the ugliest person in the world? I the most likely candidate that I know about for that “honor” is a guy that lives on the outskirts of Nutjob Hills. He’s always been rather, shall we say, difficult to look at for more than a few seconds.

I’m not exaggerating either. This guy is so far gone that the time he was in a car accident the paramedics ignored him until he woke up enough to make some sound. Why? Because they took one look at him and thought “This guy is dead, nobody could live through whatever caused that! (refer\ring to his face)”

This is the kind of guy that, in his own words, is so ugly he makes the worst of George A Romero’s zombies look like something that could easily be cured by a couple of days worth or treatment with a baby eczema treatment. Just think of the worst thing you’ve ever seen, multiply it by a hundred and then run over it with a steamroller and you’re somewhere close to what he looks like. And don’t get nasty with me for talking about how the guy looks either. that was HIS assessment of what he sees in the mirror every day. Why else would he actually walk around town in a hockey mask? It certainly isn’t a fixation on Jason Voorhees I’ll guarantee you that! Besides, next to him Jason’s face is positively cute.

[tags]nutjob hills, humor, ugly, jason voorhees, uglier[/tags]

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