Persistent Salesman

July 25th, 2010 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off

There’s a new guy in town. Fortunately he’s only here for the summer. I say that because he’s one of those that, even when he’s on vacation, always takes his work with him. He’s one of those “sell anything for a commission” type sales guys and he’s got enough drive for any ten ordinary salesmen..

Last week he was trying to sell me office supplies and furniture that I have zero need for in my home office. He got so bad about it that I had to threaten legal action if he didn’t leave me alone.

That bought me about three days of peace. Now he’s back at it. This time he is insisting that he can get me the absolute cheapest auto insurance policy available anywhere. This time I’ve got him for certain though. Since I *already* have the best auto insurance policy available anywhere. I confirmed this by checking the details hidden in the fine print of the crap policy he’s selling and then sat him down in a local eatery (so there would be plenty of witnesses) for a side by side comparison of the two policies.

The icing on the cake was when I exposed the really small fine print that gave the company an escape clause from ever paying any damages on any claim. I hear that word has spread around town and his business is taking a turn for the worse.

couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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