The nice way to put it would be: For some reason that I have yet to fathom, life here in Nutjob Hills has become extremely …. um … predictable lately. The blunt way to put it is: Things have gotten downright boring.
The thing is, I don’t quite know why. That annoying salesman guy from Chicago is still in town but it’s been days since he’s been anywhere near me, even to drop off more not so subtle hints that he can get me some amazing health insurance quotes or a deal on some new multi-vitamin that the FDA would be sure to squash if they ever had the chance.
The Mr. Helpfuls, both the original and the wanna-be imitation with almost as much sales drive as the annoying salesman, have both been busy with their respective projects. Heck, even the neighbors are unusually quiet and intensely involved in projects of their own.
I keep wondering when the other shoe is going to drop. I get the feeling, mostly from past experience, that when it does they’re all going to “go off” at about the same time. They’ll each have some scheme or other and I’m going to be hearing about and dealing with amazing levels of BS.
It’s guaranteed to happen. The hard part is waiting for it to start.
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