In this universe there are three things that can travel faster than light. Tachyons, Starships, and Rumors. Such is the case concerning the rumors about the possible soon departure of Mr. Pushy from the city of Nutjob Hills.
The rumors however, are so wild and varied that it’s impossible to guess which might be the right story. They range from the unlikely sounding idea of him ditching sales entirely and embarking on a health care career as a male nurse at a dog hospital in Los Angeles to his impending promotion to a high level upper management position back at the home office of his company in Chicago.
I’d go ask him now but for two reasons. 1, I really don’t feel like sitting through the sales pitch that goes along with such a visit and 2, nobody has seen him for days and we’ve no idea where he is or what he’s up to now.
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