It *IS* A Conspiracy

December 23rd, 2010 | Posted in Current Events, Misc, Opinion, video, Youtube | Comments Off on It *IS* A Conspiracy

Earlier I was talking about how I didn’t believe that it could possibly be a coincidence that I said something about getting fresh insurance quotes because it’s that time of year when the policy is up for renewal and I wanted to see if I could get a better rate than I have and then within minutes of doing so I get a call from somebody trying to sell me a policy.

Well, since then I’ve gotten several more such calls. In fact, it’s gotten to the point where I’ve decided to start screening calls and put a message on my answering machine that if they were calling to offer me an insurance policy I was doing my research on and would not need any further unsolicited calls from people working in a phone room somewhere in India.

I think it’s working because the calls have been less frequent in the hour since then. We’ll see tomorrow if they’ve finally stopped.

Meanwhile, I’ve figured out what started them. You see, recently I became a youtube partner and when Bob, the host of “Points of View” found out about it he didn’t react very well. As a matter of fact, he made it clear that he was going to get revenge.

Think I’m exaggerating? That whole exchange was captured on video. Have a look at this and tell me if you don’t think Bob set me up to get all those calls. He’s probably also the one that ordered 97 large anchovy pizzas to be delivered. (now THAT was truely disgusting!)

[tags]insurance, phone calls, pizza, sir gorf, bob, meeting, subscribers, news, partner, reaction, angry, rodent, not a hamster, revenge, served cold, klingon proverb[/tags]

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