It’s no secret that I am not normally the vacation taking kind of guy. Most of the time I am perfectly satisfied to spend any actual vacation time right here at home. About the only difference between that and my normal everyday workday life is that, when on vacation, I stock up on everything I’ll [...]
More than any other one symptom, I hate diarrhea. That incredible feeling of supreme urgency that means I’ve got thirty seconds or less to get to the throne before there is a toxic waste spill of gut wrenching proportions. Then there’s the next feeling, upon arrival at the aforementioned throne, that is enough to make [...]
For some reason I don’t quite fathom I got to thinking about something odd (that actually happens fairly often). This time it’s the sounds of daily life. Most mornings the first sound I hear is not an alarm clock but my cat informing me that it’s time to haul myself up onto my feet and [...]
You know one way to tell that I am *really* into this Star Trek parody I’ve been developing called Phat Trek is the fact that I have started to literally dream up script ideas. In fact, it’s been going on so much over the last few days that I’m going to start keeping my laptop [...]
In my efforts to lose around a hundred and fifty pounds and get back to a much more reasonable weight of two hundred, I have studied a lot about weight loss and dieting. I have looked over many options and I have come up with a most unusual weight loss plan that treats tv dinners [...]
