Archive for May, 2012

Finger Frustration

There’s times when I hate my fingers. Why would I have such an extreme reaction? Because they hurt. A lot. Constantly. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that my fingers have been in constant pain for at least the last five years or more. I know it’s arthritic in nature even though [...]

Bob Seen In Texas

Apparently several witnesses have reported seeing Bob in a San Antonio bank several days ago. They say that the popular rodent was attempting to convince the bank president that it was essential that he be given a special credit advance and approval to take out four title loans Oregon style on a number of properties [...]

Something New

I’ve started writing something new. Well, it’s sorta new. New as in this is the first time I’ve ever told anything about this other than it happens. What I’m talking about is something that I have mentioned in the past, the fact that I have dreams that are in episode format. Basically this means that [...]

Fat Freddies New Job

I know that I shouldn’t call him “Fat Freddie” anymore because he’s not even close to fat anymore. In fact, I’d say it’s safe to say that you wouldn’t recognize him now if you’d seen him two years ago when he clocked in at over 400 pounds. Now he’s doing much better. He’s a lot [...]

Dave's Mistake

Dave had a problem last week. You see he was driving with some “friends” in the car and managed to get pretty distracted. So much so that he managed to drive right off the road, into a ditch and finally got jammed between some trees. I heard that it took him and his friends nearly [...]