Archive for June 8th, 2012

The Control Freak

Ferdinand (yes, that’s really his name) had something of a problem. His wife was pregnant. Of course that wasn’t the problem, it was just the cause of the problem. She’s always been one of those that like to make a great big hairy deal about every little thing. The woman has never been capable of [...]

A strong sign you're not having a wonderful day

In getting ready to go to the store you put on your shoes, grab your shirt and put it on, then spend twenty minutes looking for your pants. Just about the time you think “well, the sign says I have to be wearing a shirt and shoes so maybe they’ll let me in anyway”, THEN [...]

Bob Blamed For Huge Mess

In one of the latest in the long, sad, line of rumors about Bob and what he’s up to since he disappeared months ago it seems that he’s been blamed for an incredible mess in a North Carolina motel. Apparently somebody checked into this motel and decided to have a really loud party. Not only [...]