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Pushy Is As Pushy Does

August 20th, 2010 | Posted in nutjob hills | Comments Off

Mr. Pushy (well, that's what I call him anyway) has turned out to have a lot more up his sleeve than merely selling ultra cheap knockoff phones as if they were the genuine article. He is stepping his sales efforts into high gear in a major way.

As I've said before, he has stated (more than once actually) that he fully intends to make a minimum of one sale to each and every resident of Nutjob Hills before he leaves to head back to with windy city and he is well into his plan. Never mind that most of the people who buy from him don't need most of the crap he's selling.

Think I'm exaggerating? How about this? Two days ago he sold a car insurance policy to Joe B. Even though Joe isn't going to be able to get his drivers license for an other four months. He sold a crystal chandelier to a blind man who lives in an apartment building with no place to put one, and most recently I hear that he has been pestering a guy to buy burial plots on the moon.

I understand the drive to sell. I even understand a certain amount of aggressiveness in doing the job. However this guy has been crossing the line since he got here and I for one will be thankful to see him leave.

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Pushy Salesman Doesn't THINK Before He Sells

August 20th, 2010 | Posted in Marketing, nutjob hills | Comments Off

I just caught wind of one of Mr. Pushy's latest projects. According to several reports (and a few rumors) he has been spending quite a bit of time and effort getting set up to sell iphone insurance here in Nutjob Hills. Obviously of course, that by itself isn't a problem, anyone that's spent the considerable money to buy an iPhone would be wise to protect that investment.

The one obvious (to me at least) problem with his campaign is that in all of Nujob Hills there are perhaps thirty iPhones total. This means that he's going to have to create a need in order to be able to fulfill it by selling that insurance.

Given that this guy has a history of shady dealing and selling "products" that are never quite what he claims they are, I have no doubt that there will soon be a fairly large number of knockoff imitation iPhones appearing on the market locally. He'll probably work out some kind of a package deal selling the bogus phones along with his special version of insurance for them.

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Part Two of Phat Trek: The Blob

August 20th, 2010 | Posted in Current Events, Entertainment, Youtube, video | Comments Off

I had some problems that caused this to take a LOT longer than I wanted but it's finally finished and live on youtube. I'm hopeful that part 3 won't take nearly so long.

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What I Hate About Being Sick

August 17th, 2010 | Posted in Misc | Comments Off

More than any other one symptom, I hate diarrhea. That incredible feeling of supreme urgency that means I've got thirty seconds or less to get to the throne before there is a toxic waste spill of gut wrenching proportions.

Then there's the next feeling, upon arrival at the aforementioned throne, that is enough to make you feel like your insides are falling out after they've all been rendered into a (mostly) liquid state.

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I Need Your Votes!!

August 16th, 2010 | Posted in Current Events, Entertainment, Youtube, video | Comments Off

No, I am NOT running for office! Instead, Late last may I uploaded a youtube video, The Practical Joker a Star trek Rickroll slash parody, which I entered into a contest held by Youtube user Hamenterainment.

It is now time to determine the winner. The way he's doing this is by having people vote for their favorite entry in the comments.

I would be really grateful to everybody who would be so good as to click on this link and go to the voting video on youtube and then, leave a comment on that video voting for Tinfoilchefdotcom.

I promise it'll only take a minute or so. Less if you are already logged in to youtube!

Thanks!

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